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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lenoreofraven
lenoreofraven

Petty Nette

Chat: Hi Marinette,

Marinette: Do you want me to get my dad up here?

Chat: No, it’s kind of personal

Marinette: Oh ok. DAD!

Chat: Why? I said it was personal

Marinette: Sorry, since you rejected me in front of them rather than dealing with that personal matter in private thought you’d want them here now. 

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Marinette completes a full sketch book of designs if she akumatised. Outfit, powers, name, and even possible reasons.

Marinette: Hey ya Hawky, got a gift for you to celebrate one year since you first hit Paris

He collects it out of sheer curiosity. He starts plotting and sees it as an invitation…until the last page which simply reads: “Too bad you never can akumatise me or I’m not a baby or Lila. Also these I have all trademarked and copyrighted so if you use any you then owe me money”

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Lila: What’s that on your book?

Marinette: Tally of how many days you have gone without being akumatised

Lila: Why is there only one dash above that line?

Marinette: That’s the tally of how much of what you said I’ve believed. You really aren’t going well

Lila: What did you believe?

Marinette: That you are Volpina

Lila: Was really expecting you just to say my name

Marinette: I’m still not convinced Lila Rossi is your real name

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Alya: I know this sounds terrible but I hope we have something happen soon as the ladyblog hasn’t been updated in a while

Marinette: Maybe you could use this opportunity to fact check past posts as you have so much time

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niphelle

Plagg was savage this episode

  • “She’s a baker’s daughter, our life is about to chaAAaaaAAnge”
  • “I don’t see the problem with going after two girls at the same time, it improves your chances to succeed”
  • “Especially since we know that in the end it’s the one and the same girl” (SAY IT LOUDER BABY)
  • “I hope you’re kidding, you’re not gonna leave the table before they serve the cheese platter??”
  • “You’re right, breaking her heart with flowers will be much more romantic” (this one had me on the floor)

I know he’s the god of destruction but damn this little dude can r o a s t

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nerdadventcal

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

lucianite

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

bizarrodf

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

queerrobbiereyes

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

thecrazyfereldan

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and  every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

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He W H A T

Source: sequart.org lmaooo savage
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officialyellow

I really wish adrien and marinette had stayed sitting next to each other in class bc the moment adrien sat next to her I had this whole reveal scenario flash through my head where plagg poofs into maris bag to be with tikki, and since mari already knows plagg, when she opens her bag to find both kwamis there she’s like “plAGg!!?? wot r u dOing here where’s chat” and plaggs like “I just wanted 2 be with tikki calm ur tits” and maris like “pl A GG” and so of course, mari being mari, she didn’t rly remember to whisper any of that, like she didn’t scream but adrien sitting next to her definitely hears and he’s just frozen trying to process what he just heard like

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