im at chilis for the first time and when we walked in and the girl said hi welcome to chilis i almost fucking lost it
as a hostess at Chilis i can tell you we are required to say it and also are accustomed to young people losing it when we say it
im at chilis for the first time and when we walked in and the girl said hi welcome to chilis i almost fucking lost it
as a hostess at Chilis i can tell you we are required to say it and also are accustomed to young people losing it when we say it
(Phone rings)
Jim: oh no ! My mom is calling! *picks up phone* hello?
Blinky: Hiiiiiiiii!!!
Draal and Arrrggh: *banging on various things*
Toby: EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!
Steve: *starts making sex noises*
Eli: * screeching*
Non Enrique: AYE!!! PASS THE WEED!!!
Claire: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!!!!!
What straight people think I want: to be accepted, to be seen as “normal” by them
What I actually want: a wife, ten cats, house by the ocean, money so i can get the love of my life whatever she wants
Me, a gay: i want a wife
Demons on this hellsite:

when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends

when u adopt one goofy boy with curly hair but that means adopting all of his weird-ass nerd friends


when ur son goes missing and u have to adopt everyone, including the chief of police
