i….don’t know anyone named todd in real life. like ive never actually met a todd. where are they
new cryptid of 2016: todd
My boss’s name is Todd.
new cryptid of 2018: your boss
I showed this to my boss and this was his response.

give the sailor moon dub a chance
“I am tuXEdo MASk!!!”
“hhhhhhhhhhhh”
*guitar riff*
“you are…..?”
*gasp*
“heistuxedomaskidon’tbelieveit”
voltron producers: we’d love to make a new theme song but we don’t have the budget
me, sliding this monstrosity across the desk: you’re welcome
Chloe: Jesus Christ! Is that a fucking gremlin?
Christine: No, I’m a junior!
Chloe: Whatever. Just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight.
Goth Clowns are just Mimes
My gf who works with clowns says that mimes came first so technically clowns are just Scene Mimes
Your gf who works with clowns
These vines are my life
i am on the fucking floor DYING
Let us watch as this man’s life devolves
This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

