What Alix actually tried to say:
Marinette is Ladybug
And Chat Noir likes Ladybug
but Marinette likes Adrien
so Ladrien is the answer
Wait, Guys!…
All this time we’ve talked about what they’ll remember post-reveal, what things they’ll call each other out on, I wanna know what happens when Adrien remembers getting stood up!
“Wait, you’re Ladybug!”
“And you’re Chat Noir,” Marinette rolling her eyes, “we figured this out like a month ago,”
“No, if you’re Ladybug, then that means you were free the night you stood me up. You were sitting alone on your balcony, why didn’t you come to see me?”
“You had to be there, actually- yeah, you had to be there, that was the whole point.”
“What on earth is that supposed to mean?” Poor Adrien really was lost on that one.
“That was the night everyone was going out for ice cream, I ditched Chat Noir hoping Adrien would show, and then you didn’t so I went home to mope while Andre became akumatized. Then Chat showed up.
“Also, I saw your surprise, and I thought it was so sweet and I felt so bad for leaving you all alone. I never knew you were actually in love with me before that point.”
“You never knew? It’s not like I was exactly subtle. Miss-I-told-you-to-your-face-that-we’re-just-friends-nothing-more.”
Backwarder: Post-Reveal
Chat Noir: *hysterical laughter*
Ladybug:
Chat Noir: YOU WERE *wheeze* YOU WERE TRYING TO CONFESS
Ladybug:
Chat Noir: *laugh-crying* ANDYOUGAVEMETHEWRONGNOTE
Ladybug: *walks away*
Chat Noir: BUGINETTE COME BACK *falls over and keeps laughing*
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