spidersona idea where this random guy gets bitten but he doesn’t know it’s by a spider and he’s like climbing on the walls n stuff and he’s like you know what my name could be? Cockroach man. I’m fucking cockroach man and all the spider ppl come and are like hi!!! We are altnernate versions of u!!! And he’s like oh no I fucked it up I fucked it up i chose the wrong animal oh fuck
(Adrien sees ‘the move’ from Spider-Man into the spiderverse)
Chat noir:(puts his hand on Ladybug’s shoulder, in a deep voice) Hey.
Ladybug:(removes his hand) Nope.
(Walks off)
Chat noir: Maybe I’m not doing it right.
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(Adrien talking to Marinette. Decides to try the move now)
(Hand on her shoulder, looks into her eyes, confident smile.)
Adrien:(in a deep voice) Hey.
Marinette:(turns bright red) h-hey.
Adrien:(Thinking) I knew it was powerful. Now I can woo ladybug
Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?
Man: Good news first please, doc!
Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you
Why is this funny
idk if i’m high or what but percy is such a pretty name. when u hear it yeah it’s pretty but like look. look at it. those letters look so good together. so aesthetically pleasing. percy. what a spicy combination of meaningless symbols
someone tagged this as nsfw because his name is just That Sexy
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