i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
grimdark creepypasta: you get invited to someone’s business party or wedding or something and they order this and then before your eyes they put it all in a big microwave on high for five minutes and act like nothing’s wrong
“Mmmmm mmmm! Now that’s FRESH cooked seafood!” they say, rubbing their stomachs and licking their lips, “almost as good as the double crunch shrimp at applebee’s!”
this is one of the most cursed posts on this website
I’m crying
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE CARPETED KITCHEN.
THIS DAMNED POST
@phantomgrace you can see why this is horrible for me
Hey, i’m gonna try this.
Let me know what you which ship you want me to draw
reblogging again because I wont be able to draw this digitally. My ipad commited suicide on itself, forcing me to draw in all my empty sketchbooks i buy.
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EAT A FUCKING MOIST BALE OF HAY.
We’re used to mini wheats…
I AM CRYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW
Plain shredded wheat is my life. I just finished a box and got a new box today. Please don’t hurt me like this. ;_;
Also, I thought everyone knew shredded wheat came in 4 sizes:
I’m still laughing my ass off at “lunatic fiber satan”
Fun story, my grandparents bought the big ones on accident when my cousin was little and had to keep buying them because he liked “eating hay bales” for breakfast when he was over
@phantomgrace did you know this
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