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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
adamlynnch
  • Actual Ravenclaw™: Barely passes any classes because they never study, constantly procrastinating, forgot the word for "nightstand" and spent ten minutes at 12am trying to Google it, has a folder on their phone just for memes, alternates between weeks without reading at all to devouring three books in six days or less, they have no idea what's actually happening in their lives, Fake It Till You Make It
Source: short-blonde-andaverage lmao right? relatable my life
gale-of-the-nomads
gale-of-the-nomads

Part of me wishes I could date myself,
But the other part of me knows I shouldn’t because I would mess up the relationship.
Then it would be so awkward.
I would have to see my ex every time I looked in a mirror.
That would be terrible, and you can’t talk sh*t about them or blame them for the relationship failing because it was all on you.

artzypaw

how about i date yourself and you can date myself

lmao like ok..? makes sense in my head me