I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.
“Keith just came out as Ga-”
Lance: “He even beat me to that? No fair! why does Keith get to come out first! Listen Keith I was bi before it was cool!”
Hunk:… “-lra… Galra. Keith is Galra. ”
bitch…omg
omfg
slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™
this is a carwash for people
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