light-of-eyllwe asked:
thespace-dragon answered:
NEBER BECAUSE SMORES ARE MY FAV TOO
MEET ME IN THE PIT. THE FIRE PIT.
nyma: “it’s too bad ur not competing it would make it easier for us to win! :)”
keith:
When the notes start coming in:
Watching your mutuals react in horror:
@smiles4voltron y r u liek dis??????
But really omg ahhhhhhh hhhhhn all these comments are a blessing??? How do manage to even just form coherent sentence for reviews???? I just mash my keyboard till my emotions run dry and just hit send,, like? What are these pieces of gold????
i enjoyed this very much, thank you andrew huang.
WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? WHAT IS THIS ABSOLUTE AMAZINGNESS. THIS KILLED ME AND THEN BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE
YOOOOOOOOO
THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN
look again
this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time
a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said
“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”
i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light
ruinedchildhood