what order are you even supposed to read this in?
I don’t fucking know my man
soldier: what side are you on?
keith: *looks to lance*
lance: (mouthing) lotor’s side
keith: pro-vore ride
lance: just kidnap us already
As sweet as sugar
I’m fucking pissing myself.
You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs?
Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter.
You know what the craft is called?
JUNO.
Who’s Juno?
JUPITER’S WIFE.
NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.
FUCKING NASA
Protip: Since it’s inception NASA has been comprised of 75% magnificent bastards and 25% tricky dicks
This is a song ground control used to wake the astronauts with. It is the earliest form of Micspam i can think of. It’s also the only song to ever be banned by NASA.
NASA invented Micspam.
IS THAT EVEN A FUCKING SONG!?!?!?!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! @biavanne !!!!!!!!!
That’s not all.
During the apollo missions, They were fairly sure they were gonna die, so NASA gave them all corvettes
Which they proceeded to dragrace around the NASA complex, do burnouts and doughnuts and all kinds of tomfoolery
Then there was the time Al Shepard went to the moon, and it simply wasn’t enough.
So he brings a fucking golf club to the moon and plays golf on the moon.
The man had an engineer make him a custom golf club he could hide in his suit, just so he could goof off.
Then there was a time they drew a dick on mars
Kitty fart
Vine by Cersei
I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY
HOW DID THAT MUCH FLATULENCE COME OUT OF THAT TINY KITTY BUTT
Seriously it fucking LIFTS OFF
“3…2….1….LIFT OFF!!”
and the kitty just
“what?”
I literally have not laughed this hard in over a year, oh my god
I’m fucking dying lmfao
RIP LAPTOP
Jesus Christ, what demon did you fucking summon to leave that gaping void?
MANY DOORS, ED-BOY
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