Person A and B are friends and they secretly have feelings for on another. One day, Person B gets into a difficult fight in which they win but are left injured and unconscious and are later found by Person A. Person A immediately starts taking care of them and confesses how they feel at the same time as Person B. They have a very shy first kiss after that
Cuddles are the best~
Don’t ask someone out as a joke, okay?
I promised I wouldn’t talk about it because today is supposed to be a day for self care also so I didn’t want to bring this up but. (you can scroll past this small vent/rant)
Today, over text, My crush asked me out, for the sake of it we’ll just call him Connor. So I had liked Connor for a while now, maybe a few months. I had no plans of telling Connor my feelings. And I haven’t told anyone.
So he asked me out over text. Sent me
“Hey, I really like you..”
And when I didn’t respond he continued
“Want to be my valentine?”
I said sure then a few minutes later he sent me a picture of maybe ten to fifteen dollars.
He then said “Thanks for the easy money! Don’t actually like you though.”
I probably cried for ten minutes straight
So please. DONT ASK PEOPLE OUT AS A DARE
what the fuck
are you okay?
I’ll help kill him. That shit is not fucking okay on so many levels
No please don’t hurt him
Fine…but a huge block of text of why that’s not okay should be sent to him….and more.
God i want to fucking murder him.
DONT DO THIS SHIT. ITS NOT FUNNY. NEVER WAS FUNNY AND NEVER WILL BE FUNNY
This is when the human race dies
does anyone else forget that the muppets and the sesame street puppets aren’t associated with each other…. have they ever even met??
like if kermit the frog ever met elmo… god,, i think he would fuck elmo up tbh i think elmo would meet his maker
i’ve been informed that kermit the frog actually got his start on sesame street,, and from the bottom of my heart i hope kermit burns them to the ground,,
i hope that ruthless green bastard starts riots in the streets and swings from snuffleupagus’s hairy trunk as he screams for arnarchy
what about bigbird. he’s the only one worth saving.
idk sounds like a year supply of fried chicken for kermit
i’d like to unpolitely disagree with that bullshit.
Big bird isn’t called big bird just because he’s big.
He is buff, and can instantly rip kermit the frog’s head right-clean off. He’d then have a nice, tasty, meal of frog legs.
M
Stands for “murder that heartless bastard.”
E
Stands for “eat that fuckers corpse as you are bestowed the title of king of all puppets.”
suddenly this gif makes sense
I mean, just look at this. When you look up the high poly untextured renders of the heroes, its even more visible. The women are all just copy paste with different hair, while the men have all very different and often very stylized faces.
wrow
Wow! Its the Girl from Overwatch!
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