Lance, the random, insightful things you spout are charming but you really need to work on your timing

Two posts in one day bc i couldn’t resist making a Bart Simpson phonecall gag
Lance, the random, insightful things you spout are charming but you really need to work on your timing
Keith and Lance are finally going to be equals, Lance isn’t behind him anymore and they’re both facing each other. The last time they were on the same level like this, was during their bonding moment.
The tit-off
So I tried uploading this for over two days now. But since our home interet had a melt-down I have to use the mobile version of tumblr and it won’t let me upload anything. :/
So.. The last two panels were additional - hence a bit sketchy, but mobile tumblr won’t even let me put pictures in my text posts XD
So… Uh I hope you like it?? Kuro and Shiro are having a little tit-off in this one, because they both try to impress Keith. Kuro is slightly smaller and less bulky than Shiro (but he’s still bulkier than most so damnit)… But he knows how to put his muscles on display ;)
He’s also a bit paler than the rest, but that’s because the poor baby has never seen the sun before.
Maybe I’ll draw a comic where the Paladins take him on a trip to a planet and he gets a sunburn after like five minutes or so XD
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A.N. this is a mess. I’m so sleepy tho… =_=
Lance is an attention whore…. well… mostly just with Keith.
quick someone give me a (not really) reluctant team building exercise fic where the entire squad has to take dancing lessons and two people in particular are hover-handy until proven thirst
imagine keith going in to the training room for some early morning workouts only to find lance practising his pole dancing in there the poor boy’s soul would leave his body
listen to me keith will never be able to look at lance the same way ever again (SONG)
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