aqua-twin asked:
Proposal: Keith getting to be petty and smug to James about how cool he is "this scar? oh i fought shiros clone and won. Also I found my mom, she's an alien so I guess I'm half alien. Oh also heres my cool transporting space dog." because that was sorely misssing from s8
pepper-bottom answered:
PFFFT PLEASE OH MY GOD.
“i actually fly two mechanical lions. One’s the fastest and the other is the leader. What do you fly? A dinky little cargo ship? Hmm. Sad.”
“Oh you didn’t hear? I am part of a secret agency of knife wielding alien ninjas. With cool glowing masks and shit. That’s right. They glow in the dark.”
“So…you’re the leader of what? Three people? Well, my squad is like 15 people. Maybe even 20. Who knows? My family keeps growing, bitch, catch up.”
Pidge teleports in with Kosmo every single time and just starts shooting “oooOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!”
oh my god pLEASE
ruinedchildhood