fetus lance and keith, meet hot hot tater tots aka the time travel au
- Lance: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
- Keith: uh..
- Lance: it becomes daytrogen!
- Keith: ... i'm going to bed
- Pidge: good nitrogen
- Hunk: sleep tightrogenS
- Shiro: don't let the bed bugs biterogen
lance: hi
keith: hi? 🙋⬆⬆ the only thing “high” here are my raised arms 🙌🚫🚫 while i process this betrayal 😤😠😭 because of the bonding™ ❤💛💚💙💜🌈 moment that you conveniently forgot 👀🙅💔
lance: hey Keith can you pass th-
keith: pass? just like i held 🤝🤝you in my
💪🏼arms💪🏼 when you almost “passed"🤤🤤 out? You 💭know,💭 that bonding💋👨❤️👨 moment that you “forgot"😒? lol😂😒🆗

