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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Journal Entry #2

Can sucking dick be considered cardio?

I know it sounds crazy…

…CRAZY LIKE A DICK SUCKING FOX!!

But hear me out ok? What if when your gobblin on that schloonger you take into consideration the fact that you’re basically doing some pretty advanced high-altitude cardiovascular training. You know, like this:

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But instead of a mask it’s a dick. You’re like Bane but with a dick in his mouth. And instead of running you’re head-banging like you’re at a rock concert. Anyway, just food for thought.

I’m so glad I can share my intimate thoughts and concerns with you guys. I feel like I can finally be open with you.

Much love. Stay woke. Suck well.


-Mark

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Finally someone who gets it!

LMAOOOOOOOO IM DYINGGG
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papersake:
“ In the final scene of s6 before Keith says they’re going back to earth he was cradling Shiro in this arms, and in the next shot Shiro’s suddenly not there, well this is why
my first time drawing voltron fanart and its a shitpost
plz this...
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In the final scene of s6 before Keith says they’re going back to earth he was cradling Shiro in this arms, and in the next shot Shiro’s suddenly not there, well this is why

my first time drawing voltron fanart and its a shitpost

plz this is the only thing I’ve been able to think about after watching that episode

click on it cuz tumblr butchers that quality man

Source: papersake LMAOOOOO Keith Allura Lance Coran Hunk Pidge Shiro vld s6 im dyinggg