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Miraculous Headcannons I Wrote at 3 AM

  • Everyone in Paris doesn’t share one braincell, which means it’s a lot harder for Marinette or Adrien to transform. So they can’t just jump behind a bench or something
  • Marinette’s fingers are covered in bandages from constantly pricking her fingers while sewing
  • Adrien has dimples on his cheeks and they’re adorable
  • Marinette and Adrien sit next to each other because she actually pays attention when the teacher calls her name
  • Marinette bringing Adrien croissants because she knows he loves them
  • Adrien staring at Marinette and trying to count her freckles
  • Marinette doesn’t have pictures of Adrien on her walls or as her computer background (because I don’t care if he’s a model that’s just weird)
  • Marinette wearing her hair differently when she’s detransformed because the pigtails are a dead giveaway
  • After long nights of patrolling, Marinette and Adrien fall asleep against each other at school.
  • Marinette smells like vanilla and chocolate from all the baking.
  • Adrien loves sunflowers and has vases filled with them in his room, sunflower pins on his bag, and doodles them on his papers.
  • Marinette literally cannot dance, she’ll end up falling and possibly breaking something
  • Ladybug starts falling in love with Chat a lot faster than she anticipated and now they freaking love each other
  • Marinette stands up for herself a lot more because she’s iconic and loves herself
  • Adrien starts crushing on Marinette because she’s basically ladybug *cough cough* but she also has her own touches that make her so damn adorable
  • Alya and Nino actually believe Marinette when she calls out Lila
  • Chloé literally hates Lila with a passion and hopes she crawls back into whatever hole she came from
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Alya has to know

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Okay, so let’s real talk real quick. Y’all remember season 2 of miraculous? Episode 3? The Prime Queen one? Kay so honestly, that episode was a masterpiece when it came to Alya’s character, because like, we knew she was good, but she’s actually: ‘Hey I was gonna watch a show about Ladybug (her favourite superhero by the way) with my family, but my best friend called me to help her babysit so imma do that instead.’ levels of good. And yes:

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She was gonna watch the show with her family if Marinette hadn’t called. But Marinette did, and so now Alya is helping her babysit, but she gets to watch the show anyway so its fine. Then Marinette starts babbling: “Oh! I forgot to…uh, tell my bakery something. They’re in the parents downstairs.” 

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And Alya’s confused because who wouldn’t be? It’s Marinette mixing up her words when she’s nervous. And Alya knows this. She knows Marinette’s way with words when she’s nervous, so she’s thinking: “Why is Marinette nervous?” Now let’s consider for a moment, what if Alya knew Marinette was Ladybug? or at least suspected it at this point. Ladybug isn’t on TV, needs to get on TV and Marinette is very nervously trying to leave the room as quickly as possible with a half thought out lie: “Sometimes it can take a while.”

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“They don’t always understand me.”

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Look at her face! This is the face she makes when Marinette is trying to create an excuse to see Adrien, but she’s not trying to see Adrien, she’s trying to leave the room! Why would leaving the room be so important if she wasn’t trying to go somewhere else? So Let’s say Alya knows Marinette is Ladybug and at this point is humouring her by pretending to believe her lie. That would make sense. If not, Alya would have probably offered to go talk to Marinette’s parents with her so that they could get back to the show quicker, but she didn’t. Instead she’s choosing to go along with this lie about her talking to her parents (which probably ends up taking HOURS in show time, considering by the time Marinette gets back its dark and Manon is asleep) so that Marinette can leave sooner. So that Ladybug can go on TV.

Plus, when Marinette starts rambling on (which I remind you, Alya knows Marinette does when she’s nervous) she TELLS her to leave: 

Marinette: “And when I explain, w-actually its not their fault they-” 

Alya: “Marinette?” 

Marinette: *nervous* “Yes?” 

Alya:“GO!”

Maybe so she can get to the TV station on time?

And then about a minute after Marinette has left, Ladybug finally arrives on screen? Alya HAS to know. She’s a good person, and not to mention a REALLY good journalist. Heck, she get’s the fox miraculous in episode 10 because she knows how to sus people out, figure out what they want and make an illusion. So to say she’d be able to do the same thing for her best friend is an understatement. She also get’s it because Ladybug trusts her. “What reason does Ladybug have to trust me?” Alya might think in confusion. Or: “What reason does Marinette have to trust me?” Alya might think in confidence.

And at the end of the episode when Marinette finally get’s back? CONVENIENTLY after the akuma attack?: “I’m so sorry Alya! I had no idea it would take so long to talk to my parents!” Alya isn’t even mad, even though Marinette left her for so long AFTER inviting her over and while Marinette was gone she got kidnapped! Personally? I’d have some harsh words along the lines of: “Why were you gone so long? What the heck!?”. Unless of course, my friend was the superhero that ended up saving me. Which Marinette is. And Alya probably knows she is. 

So bottom line is, this episode has convinced me that Alya absolutely knows Marinette is Ladybug, or at the very least suspects it. Why else would she be so insistent on letting Marinette know it would be okay if she knew in episode 10? when she tells Marinette if she was Ladybug, she’d cover for her, help her get out of class, bring her work. She knows, and she’s very subtly trying to let Marinette know that. But episode 10 taught her that Marinette thinking her identity is unknown gives her peace of mind, so she won’t try to tell Marinette anymore. Because a worried Marinette is a worried Ladybug, and that won’t do Paris any good.

So yeah, I like this episode and I couldn’t stop giggling like a little bitch through my pot noodle while I watched it because Alya is amazing and I just love her so much :3

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MLB Deaf Headcanon

  • Marinette had meningitis when she was eight and lost her hearing because of nerve damage
  • She can kind of read lips but has learned LSF and taught Alya some
  • She can’t pronounce façade correctly, which wouldn’t have been a big issue except she did an entire presentation on Roman architecture in seventh grade
  • The entire class has essentially learned the basics of sign language (except for Chloe)
  • Chloe has tried learning some insults to sign to Marinette
  • Whenever Chloe asks tells one of their classmates to show her how to sign a mean insult, they just teach her really wierd things
  • Rose taught her to sign “I love you” instead of “You’re disgusting”
  • Max taught her to sign “I have explosive diarrhea” instead of “You suck”
  • Alex taught her some VERY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS instead of “Your hair looks like a mop”
  • Marinette knows that the class is just messing with Chloe and it’s hiLARIOUS
  • Meeting Tikki for the first time was disasterous
  • It took Tikki a few minutes to figure out that Marinette was deaf
  • Since Tikki can’t sign with her little nub hands, Marinette keeps a little whiteboard and marker with her
  • She’s still deaf when she’s LB, which is great when the akuma’s attacks are sound based
  • She’s not very good at being quiet
  • Or loud
  • Adrien is learning LSF from Nino
  • LBs and CNs first interaction was a little rough cuz LB couldn’t really tell what this dumb furry was saying
  • CN learns to talk a little slower so she can tell what he’s saying
  • The first time CN actually successfully signs something to LB she’s fLOORED
  • The second time he signs something, she’s less excited because it was a p u n
  • LB and CN have made some secret hand gestures for plans when going up against akumas
  • Communicating during fighting is really difficult and annoying but they manage
  • LB almost got her head knocked off by a car flying at her from behind (but she saw the shadow and managed to get out of the way)
  • Everyone is still freaking oblivious to wHo thE HecK is lAdYbUg????
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AU inspired by this video

Everyone in Paris knows who Ladybug, Chat Noir, and Hawkmoth are except those 3. After all, similar hairstyles, ages, and voices identical. Hawkmoth everyone guessed as the butterflies and Gabriel always being away


Alya: I just don’t get why she didn’t tell me. I have given her every opening

Nino: Maybe it’s to keep you safe?

Alya: She gave me a miraculous!

Nino: Then I have no answers

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Akuma attacks school

Nino: we better all go run and hide 

Adrien: Great idea. Oh no, I’ve tripped around the corner. Go on without me

Marinette: I left my bag in the classroom!

Nino: Are they deliberately being obvious or are they just dumb

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Nino: Alya, do you think Gabriel is giving Adrien something to make him stupid? Maybe didn’t actually teach him anything while he was being homeschooled?

Alya: Why do you ask?

Nino: Well Gabriel, sorry, Hawkmoth sent this akuma that attacked their house and Adrien honestly believed saying he had to go have a shower multiple times was a believable excuse

Alya: Well, did Marinette finally notice?

Nino: She believed him!

Alya: Made kwamis make you idiots? Is there a kwami of intelligence we could pair up with them?

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Chloe: I have literally pretended to be Ladybug now. Did they say anything?

Alya: At the same time I said you were ladybug and went after you and they did nothing. Chat Noir even believed it

Rose: Prince Ali has a friend who is coming to Paris. Think maybe if she said they were besties Marinette would finally snap?

Volpina happens

Alya: How did Marinette not saying anything as herself?!

Nino: How did Adrien not notice or piece things together?!

Lila: It’s ok. I have a plan.

Chameleon happens

Alya: She challenged Lila’s story. She said they weren’t friends. I asked for proof and…nothing.

Nino: I was there and even I don’t believe ladybug didn’t crash into the next class

Lila: Well, Gabriel still thinks everyone doesn’t know he’s hawkmoth

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Hawkmoth: Foiled again! Next time I will get your miraculous Ladybug and Chat Noir

Nathalie: Have you thought maybe you could know them as civilians?

Hawkmoth: Impossible

Nathalie: Maybe one is even closer than you think?

Hawkmoth:….

Nathalie:…..

Hawkmoth: Are you ladybug?

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