Alya: hey Ladybug I’m glad you trusted us with the Miraculi again but I have a question

Alya: why didn’t you give one to Lila? She’s your best friend, right?

Ladybug: I would rather throw myself off a bridge

Alya: oh, you don’t want her getting hurt in battle, that’s so sweet!

Ladybug: no, I would strangle her to death with my bare hands if I thought I could get away with it

Alya: But… She’s your… best friend…?

Ladybug: HOW MUCH MORE CLEARLY DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I WANT THAT BITCH DEAD