here’s the thing. when you make yourself or get yourself an ice cream sundae, you don’t put every topping and every dessert in it. you don’t usually just tell the employee, “yeah get a scoop of each just go down the topping line” for your ice cream. you wouldn’t do this because it would be expensive as hell, but also, it would be fucking disgusting. you want snickers crumbles in the same sundae you put gummi bears in? mint chocolate chip ice cream with butter pecan? no, you don’t, it’s too much at once so it’s gross. you need moderation.
how are you going to sit here and tell me you want a goth magic scientist vampire. no you don’t. “uhhh yes i do haha lmao” you don’t ugly! stop lying! you are describing somebody with three conflicting aesthetics. what does a wizard scientist even mean bro! that’s nothing! a wizard is a scientist already he just studies magic! and how fucking lame to call yourself a scientist WHEN YOU ARE A WIZARD AND A VAMPIRE. nobody gives a flying shit about your occupation at that point. and the moods, the atmospheres, the energies around each of these three things? completely different. brooding, longing creature of the undead. mysterious, powerful person of great respect. weird guy who probably took too much adderall and has a phd. what are you people after. these are three different people. you try to play god, and in doing so, you recognize why the world we live in has limitations, as if we had everything, nothing would matter. you are an artist who put every color of the rainbow on every spot of the canvas, and in staring at your work, you will give yourself a headache.
hey micah
hi jake how are you tonight
im fine just need to let you know something. are you good by the way
i have certainly been better but i am getting by. what is it you wanted to let me know
this post makes you look stupid as shit