life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
FUCK
This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”
two lives - you and the poor unsuspecting human reading your email
((I’VE BEEN SIGNING MY EMAILS WITH SHRIMP TIT WEASEL LORD FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS))
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((Your’s is worse isn’t it?))
… m-mothcock.. i-it’s just mothcock……