[princesschloepea]

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

[shutupaubrey]

[daeneryus]

#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

[benedictcumberbatch]

FUCK

[just-fic-me-up]

This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”

[thelogicalloganipus]

two lives - you and the poor unsuspecting human reading your email 

[agentmothmanstrikesagain]

((I’VE BEEN SIGNING MY EMAILS WITH SHRIMP TIT WEASEL LORD FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS))

…..

((Your’s is worse isn’t it?))

… m-mothcock.. i-it’s just mothcock……