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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Petty Nette

Chat: Hi Marinette,

Marinette: Do you want me to get my dad up here?

Chat: No, it’s kind of personal

Marinette: Oh ok. DAD!

Chat: Why? I said it was personal

Marinette: Sorry, since you rejected me in front of them rather than dealing with that personal matter in private thought you’d want them here now. 

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Marinette completes a full sketch book of designs if she akumatised. Outfit, powers, name, and even possible reasons.

Marinette: Hey ya Hawky, got a gift for you to celebrate one year since you first hit Paris

He collects it out of sheer curiosity. He starts plotting and sees it as an invitation…until the last page which simply reads: “Too bad you never can akumatise me or I’m not a baby or Lila. Also these I have all trademarked and copyrighted so if you use any you then owe me money”

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Lila: What’s that on your book?

Marinette: Tally of how many days you have gone without being akumatised

Lila: Why is there only one dash above that line?

Marinette: That’s the tally of how much of what you said I’ve believed. You really aren’t going well

Lila: What did you believe?

Marinette: That you are Volpina

Lila: Was really expecting you just to say my name

Marinette: I’m still not convinced Lila Rossi is your real name

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Alya: I know this sounds terrible but I hope we have something happen soon as the ladyblog hasn’t been updated in a while

Marinette: Maybe you could use this opportunity to fact check past posts as you have so much time

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