Watches Miraculous: Oh wow the Eiffel Tower is always so empty it must really be like that.

Actually visits Eiffel Tower: Oh my dear lord baby jesus okay fam not today I ain’t DEALIN WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE.

Watches Miraculous: Oh wow the Louvre is always so empty and clean and no one stands outside!

Actually visits the Louvre: Oh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll oh look the mona lisa surrounded by millions of people

Watches Miraculous: Oh wow the transportation system seems so perfect and well organized

Drives down Champs-Elysees: OH WE GON DIE SAVE YO SELVESSS ROLL DOWN THE MF WINDER

Watches Miraculous: Oh wow pigeons are so adorable and kawaiiiiiiiiiiii

Touches a one legged pigeon in central Paris:  Putain! I’ve contracted 8 diseases and grown an extra limb!

*no hate I love Paris I just think it’s funny how show portray Paris*