Memory loss ep
Ladybug: Who am I?
Chat: You are beauty, you are grace, you-
Ladybug: I will punch you in the face?
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Marinette: Who is that girl, she looks familiar?
Alya: That’s Lila.
Marinette: For some reason I have this urge to throw her in the river, strap her to a polygraph machine, or ask her what’s the view like from the Eiffel Tower
Alya: You aren’t on great terms with her
Marinette: I feel like it was her fault
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Sees Adrien
Marinette: Hey, weird question. Do you spend time dressed as a cat fighting crime? Chat Noir?
Adrien: I have no clue-
Marinette: I paw-sitive you’re that cat
Adrien: She punned!
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Adrien is wearing scarf
Marinette: Did I make that? It just looks super familiar
Adrien: No, my dad gave it to me
Marinette: I feel like that’s wrong. Also why do I have a dozen pictures of you on my wall
Nino: Only a dozen?
Adrien: I’m a model and you like fashion so use me for inspiration
Marinette: But we’re not dating or anything?
Adrien: No, you are just a good friend
Marinette: Why does my heart hurt and why do I want to punch you in your face?
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Marinette: For some reason I really want to tell you to sit in the back row
Lila: I can’t imagine why
Marinette: For some reason I really badly want to give you a hearing aid manual
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Sees a picture of Hawkmoth
Marinette: Adrien, right? Is this guy your father?
Adrien: No, that’s hawkmoth. I showed you a picture of my dad earlier
Marinette: You sure they aren’t the same person? Like, are you sure?
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In cafeteria
Marinette: For some reason I really want to put a warning sign by these napkins……
Alya: Don’t
Marinette: Maybe protective gloves?
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Marinette: Chloe, how come whenever Lila speaks I want to call her a liar?
Chloe: Because she is and you don’t like her
Marinette: Ok, so how come everytime you speak I want to ask for an apology, draw on gifts you give, and ask you if your dad could buy you some class?
Chloe: I used to be….I used to not be super nice and I’m trying to be better. Ladybug entrusted me with a miraculous so I’m Queen Bee and save people
Marinette: Final question for now: why do I want to laugh or call you a thief?
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Due to memory loss Marinette wears her hair in a different style. Class freaks out. No one can change their hairstyle! What happened to the tails? Why is this bugging everyone so much?
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Marinette: Why am I scared of a butterfly?
Chloe: There’s a villain called hawkmoth who uses butterflies to corrupt people
Marinette: For some reason I want to say ‘I am confident. I am Marinette’
Chloe: You’re weird aren’t you?
Marinette: Considering I found Adrien’s schedule on my computer and we’re apparently not dating, I’ve been told I’ve created an album cover, have only 2 outfits, and I’m talking to you I’m going to say yes. I’m weird.
(if petty Nette then it would be more “for some reason I really want to grab it, call him Hawky, discuss the weather, ask why babies, and diss his fashion choices.’)
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Alya: So, this is the ladyblog that you occasionally help with (goes on for 10 minutes about how amazing Ladybug is)
Marinette: Do you know why I want to ask you to check your sources?
Alya: No clue as I’m a reputable journalist with strong ethics
Marinette: I feel like I should be laughing
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Tikki: Marinette, I know you are scared right now, but I am Tikki your kwami
Marinette: I don’t know what or who you are, but my brain is screaming to tell you the cookie jar is over there and stop telling me to be mature
Tikki: I really have underestimated you
Marinette: I also want to call you salt bug
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Chat: So, how was your day without memories?
Marinette: Kind of weird but people seem nice. Chat? Are we friends?
Chat: Sort of, princess
Marinette: Thanks for supporting me then and not treating me like I’m about to break. Had a bunch of people today treat me like a toddler as if I’ve forgotten how to open doors or eat. It’s nice talking to you
Chat: No problem, thanks for appreciating me. I’m glad you’re doing ok. I know how strong, resourceful, brave, and incredible you are but I was afraid you would have forgotten that. Even more frightened in your confused state Hawkmoth may have done something to influence you, but…I’m not disappointed. You always do exceed my expectations.
Marinette: It’s weird, I’ve been thinking about you and akumas all day. You being here I feel safe, relaxed, and happy, as if I could trust you with anything. Like you are the one person who would never disappoint me. You probably hear that a lot as you’re a superhero. I don’t know. It’s like your someone who I’ve always known or you being here gives me permission to relax. That I don’t have be scared and everything will be fine.
Chat: Mari-
Marinette: But I also feel like telling you take a hint, say your puns are lame, and request you stop getting hit by attacks so you don’t become a slave
Chat: Are you sure you’ve lost your memories?
Marinette: Yes, kitty.
Sit in silence for a short while
Marinette: Chat, are you sure you aren’t Adrien because you look really alike