Chat noir: I’m sorry Marinette. I am honored by your feelings, but it would be too dangerous for us to date.

Marinette: (pretending to be more hurt then she is) I see… I understand. Is there no other way?

Chat noir: Sadly no, but I can set you up with a friend of mine. Great guy.

Marinette: I appreciate it Chat noir, but that’s okay.

Chat noir: I understand. I’ll tell Adrien you weren’t interested. (About to head off)

(Marinette tackles him to the ground)

Marinette: You better f***ing not!