biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic

theawkwardchimera

Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses

biggest-gaudiest-fish

This is my favorite description of a vampire ever