[flightyfinch]

me, a gamer, crying in the bar after my girlfriend dumped me: i’ve never been nerfed so hard before

[flightyfinch]

my new gf: hey can we have an open and honest discussion about our relationship

me, a woke gamer: you got it babe, time for a patch release

[flightyfinch]

me, crying while holding my newborn child in my arms: dlc