the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
HYPERBASS FLUTE

my counter:

piccolo trombone
fucking what
B I G D O O T
I am actually cry-laughing what the fuck lookit these
I am picturing a band of dwarves carrying these instruments into battle.
can someone show this post to @tohkay so he can get inspired to create the most ridiculous streetlight manifesto album of all time
I guess you’ve never seen an octobase

Why can’t we have these in every orchestra?








