[i-am-a-fish]

hey kid, come closer i wanna start some shit

[neothepolitan]

*hesitantly steps closer*

[i-am-a-fish]

thanks but I’d like for you to come even closer than that, i really want to start some shit and it would be better if you are as close as possible

[neothepolitan]

*slowly takes a few more steps forward*

[i-am-a-fish]

ok that’s close enough by the way i really appreciate you coming this close it really does make starting shit a lot easier so thank you for that

[neothepolitan]

You’re welcome! So… what kinda shit you gonna start?

[i-am-a-fish]

i wanna start…

…a friendshit

[neothepolitan]

*in tears* that sounds absolutely lovely~

[i-am-a-fish]