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Keith: wow that manoeuvre was incredible

Lance: that’s why they call me the Tailor

Keith: the what now

Lance: the Tailor it’s my nickname from the garrison because of how I thread the needle

Keith:*realising the smol boy he had a crush on wasn’t actually called Taylor and is now standing before him after making pubity his bitch* IDIOT!

*later*

Hunk: look buddy I don’t know what happened but Lance is pretty upset about you calling him an idiot he won’t even leave his room

Keith: not him idiot me idiot! Me gay idiot!

Hunk: oh let me guess you finally realised Lance has had a crush on you all this time

Keith: HE WHAT!

Hunk: oh… shouldn’t of said that… welp enjoy this information I gotta go stress bake