[the-start-of-something8059]

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

[subtly-shakespearean]

[covertplantigrade]

[marshmallowfrootloops]

[strangely-catatonic]

you wanna make this thread a thousand times better? read them out loud

Originally posted by cooldadoropher

[melonsai]

I love it way too much