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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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me: *wakes up at 4pm* *eats one sausage the entire day* *has redbull & vodka at 3am* *climbing into bed at 5am*

me: ugh why do i feel like shit. i cant sleep :^/

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oh and i used spray paints in a nonventilated basement and then stuck around for a few hours in the fumes. that’ll do it too