keith, storming into shiro’s room: i can’t deal with this. lance isn’t the person i thought he was. i need a break from our relationship

shiro, alarmed: whoa, buddy, what’s wrong? what happened?

keith: lance just said a hot dog is a sandwich. i don’t need that kind of bullshit in my life

lance, barging in after keith: you know i’m right!! it’s two pieces of bread with something in between it!!

keith: it’s not a fucking sandwich-

shiro, shoving both of them out of his room, still bickering: damn how do you lock these fucking doors-