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Pidge: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Lance: What if it bites me and it dies?

Keith: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, learn to read.

Hunk: What if it bites itself and I die?

Allura: That’s voodoo.

Coran: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Pidge: That’s correlation, not causation.

Hunk: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Lance: That’s kinky.

Shiro: Oh my god.