wet-monsoon

part of me believes that if you have a weird kink, it’s tolerable as long as it isn’t like… absolutely disgusting/harmful… but then again, i was just contacted by the notorious Deviantart White Bread Fetish guy who wanted me to draw a plump rich blonde blue-eyed white woman with huge titties stuffing her shopping cart full of white bread and i do have to wonder… how much? how much am i willing to tolerate? 

at what point do i just give up?

ishipmyotp

I’m sorry the who now

wet-monsoon

there’s a guy who sends artists vague commission requests, and upon the artist asking what he has in mind he proceeds to send a detailed request about rich women shopping in a grocery store full of expensive wonder bread and overflowing their carts with it

i dunno if any of the artists he ropes in know that it’s a fetish thing but i knew right away. upon reading it i was like “waaaaait this sounds like that one guy from DeviantArt that was obsessed with wonder bread” and, lo and behold, 

microsoft-zune

Okay so I looked on the page and apparently this guy is also very interested in busty white women destroying the environment, specifically with chainsaws

garbage-empress

I just realized this guy is probably The Onceler

baronxvi

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT THE BOTTOM RIGHT IMAGE IS OF A WOMAN WITH A FUCKING WONDER BREAD CHAINSAW

baronxvi

wait a minute isn’t this the guy whos commission was REJECTED BY FUCKING SHADMAN

salopian-peasant

WHAT

jzag96