does anyone else forget that the muppets and the sesame street puppets aren’t associated with each other…. have they ever even met??
like if kermit the frog ever met elmo… god,, i think he would fuck elmo up tbh i think elmo would meet his maker
i’ve been informed that kermit the frog actually got his start on sesame street,, and from the bottom of my heart i hope kermit burns them to the ground,,
i hope that ruthless green bastard starts riots in the streets and swings from snuffleupagus’s hairy trunk as he screams for arnarchy
what about bigbird. he’s the only one worth saving.
idk sounds like a year supply of fried chicken for kermit
i’d like to unpolitely disagree with that bullshit.
Big bird isn’t called big bird just because he’s big.
He is buff, and can instantly rip kermit the frog’s head right-clean off. He’d then have a nice, tasty, meal of frog legs.
M
Stands for “murder that heartless bastard.”
E
Stands for “eat that fuckers corpse as you are bestowed the title of king of all puppets.”
suddenly this gif makes sense