[fuck-i-just]

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

[poselikeateam]

Why does this not have any notes?

[agentgreenfishy]

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

[thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble]

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

[operameister]

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

[thesteppinrazor]

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

[je-suis-un-espion]

bolded. just in case.

[londonhowell]

i feel like that pro tip is told from experience

[kogaylien]

Washington moragatorium, you stab ‘em, we bag ‘em. We’re having a two for one special, you dismember the first body and we’ll hide the second one for free! How can I help you?