Random Shipper: omg so I have this AU for -insert gay ship here-

Me: Oh, really? What is it?

RS: Well it’s basically the same only OTP 1 is the opposite sex–

Me: So….. it’s the ship, but straight?

RS: Well. No–

Me: That’s LITERALLY what you’re doing.

RS: Nuh uh. It’s just an AU.

Me: That’s called gay erasure, sweetie.