Shiro If you bite and you die; it's poisonous

If it bites you and you die; it's venomous

Allura What if it bites me and it dies?

Hunk That means you’re poisonous.

Pidge What if it bites itself and I die?

Lance It’s voodoo.

Coran What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Pidge That’s correlation, not causation.

Lance What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Keith That’s kinky