Person A and B *Arguing*

Person C *Sitting a few feet away* They argue like an old married couple...

Person D What are they arguing over this time, the dishes?

Person E *Looking up from their phone* Nah, that was last week

Person C No idea, it's probably stupid

Person E It's over whether Ketchup is a sauce or a smoothie, since a tomato is a fruit...

Person C Told you it was stupid!

Person D Wow... So kinda like the Jaffa cake argument..

Person C and E The what?

Person D Is a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit?

Person C Its a cake! It's in the name

Person E It's a biscuit, its in the biscuit aisle

Person C and E *Stares at each other*

Person C and E *Starts arguing*

Person D *Facepalms* What have I done?