• Person A and B: *Arguing*
• Person C: *Sitting a few feet away* They argue like an old married couple...
• Person D: What are they arguing over this time, the dishes?
• Person E: *Looking up from their phone* Nah, that was last week
• Person C: No idea, it's probably stupid
• Person E: It's over whether Ketchup is a sauce or a smoothie, since a tomato is a fruit...
• Person C: Told you it was stupid!
• Person D: Wow... So kinda like the Jaffa cake argument..
• Person C and E: The what?
• Person D: Is a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit?
• Person C: Its a cake! It's in the name
• Person E: It's a biscuit, its in the biscuit aisle
• Person C and E: *Stares at each other*
• Person C and E: *Starts arguing*
• Person D: *Facepalms* What have I done?