Fuck, Marry, Kill
Allura: I have read about a human game. Would you like to play Lance?
Lance: sure what’s the game?
Allura: I believe it is called Fuck, marry or kill?
Lance: *chuckles* well I guess I would fuck Keith
Keith: *chokes on drink*
Lance: Marry Hunk
Hunk: I’ll pretend it’s not just because I feed you.
Lance: and I’d kill myself.
Allura: I don’t believe that’s how the game works…
Lance: did I fucking stutter?
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