Anonymous asked:

Lance pilots the Red Lion and because Red is THAT kind of meddling mother, she starts feeding all these thoughts into Lance's head. 'Doesn't Keith look pretty today?' 'This seat sure smells like him'. 'Imagine how soft his mullet is' and it drives Lance inSANE

kxlance answered:

accepted but pls consider: red knows keith’s feelings for lance and plays the wing-lion with him

“did you know that keith likes you a lot? he tells me.”

and later on lance teases keith about it “soooo you think i’m pretty uh?” and keith is fucked