answered:
god i love him too what the fuck
- lance, after putting someone’s dishes in the sink for them: “oh my god guys? i’m literally just?? so generous??? where’s my parade”
- lance, after legit saving someone’s life: [thanks others] [feeds a mouse]
- [in galra interrogation room] “… so do i talk first or do you talk first? i talk first?”
- shiro and lance’s senses of humor are practically identical and lance can never know
- hunk and lance have achieved perfect optimist-pessimist equilibrium
- lance is the “dude we can totally do this” to hunk’s “dude if we do this we’ll probably get stabbed”
- they take turns being the voice of reason
- coran eventually lets lance record the siren noise and shiro has to get pidge to hack the castle to delete it because coran uses it for everything
- allura: “ugh lance is staring at me again :/” lance, thinking: “can allura turn her fingers into spoons”
- lance doesn’t know keith’s full name. he remedies this situation in his own special way
- Keithiel Knives McMullet
- pidge: “you know lance i used to think that nothing in the universe could disappoint me as much as the java programming language but congrats, you’ve managed to surprise me”