Anonymous asked:

HELL YEAH LANCE HEADCANONS PLEASE (i love my dorito son)

ironinkpen answered:

god i love him too what the fuck

• lance, after putting someone’s dishes in the sink for them: “oh my god guys? i’m literally just?? so generous??? where’s my parade”
  
• lance, after legit saving someone’s life: [thanks others] [feeds a mouse]
• [in galra interrogation room] “… so do i talk first or do you talk first? i talk first?”
• shiro and lance’s senses of humor are practically identical and lance can never know
  
• hunk and lance have achieved perfect optimist-pessimist equilibrium
• lance is the “dude we can totally do this” to hunk’s “dude if we do this we’ll probably get stabbed”
• they take turns being the voice of reason
• coran eventually lets lance record the siren noise and shiro has to get pidge to hack the castle to delete it because coran uses it for everything
• allura: “ugh lance is staring at me again :/” lance, thinking: “can allura turn her fingers into spoons”
• lance doesn’t know keith’s full name. he remedies this situation in his own special way
• Keithiel Knives McMullet
• pidge: “you know lance i used to think that nothing in the universe could disappoint me as much as the java programming language but congrats, you’ve managed to surprise me”