• <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> *checks Snapchat. Sees 100+ seconds from Ash*<p/><b>Ash:</b> Bender. My Pineapple pizza loving friend. My love. Will you marry me?<p/><b>Ash:</b> Wait, *looks around* I have a ring here somewhere. *stares into the camera and my soul* <i><b>I will do better than Mogi.</b></i><p/></p><p/><b>Ash:</b> *picks up a ring* I have this one.<p/><b>Ash:</b> *shows another* And this one.<p/><b>Ash:</b> ....<p/><b>Ash:</b> Okay clearly I need to stock up on engagement rings.... But *pulls out another ring* I have this one.<p/></p><p/><b>Ash:</b> This one has a big pearl. It's really fancy. *shows ring with a huge pearl*<p/><b>Ash:</b> *wearing make up and gorgeous* Will you marry me? :'3<p/><b>Me:</b> *watching all this and screaming at my phone hours later* OH MY STARS, I WAS AT WORK ASH!!!!<p/><b>Ash:</b> *another snap* Is this what rejection feels like?!<p/><b>Me:</b> *shrieking* ASH I LOVE YOU IM SO SORRYYYYY!! I AM WORST WAIFU 😭😭😭<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>