Look lads, all I’m saying is: if you claim to like both pizza and sushi but we stay catching you ordering pizza week after week, month after month, people are gonna ask questions and wonder about the validity of your bisexuality. I’m not out here saying you’re a ~fake~ or anything like that, I’m just sayin tho
You seem nice.
All I’m saying is that maybe someone is ordering pizza day in and day out because all the local sushi restaurants have ‘F’ grades from the health inspector and are known to be assholes to anyone who doesn’t eat solely at a sushi place. Maybe they’d like to eat sushi but every time they walk in the owners start screaming at them about how they saw them last week at a pizza place and there is no way they like sushi if they ate at a pizza place.