[bogleech]

grimdark creepypasta: you get invited to someone’s business party or wedding or something and they order this and then before your eyes they put it all in a big microwave on high for five minutes and act like nothing’s wrong

[bogleech]

“Mmmmm mmmm! Now that’s FRESH cooked seafood!” they say, rubbing their stomachs and licking their lips, “almost as good as the double crunch shrimp at applebee’s!”

[seabreamcosmos]

this is one of the most cursed posts on this website

[fiendir]

I’m crying

[jiveammunition]

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE CARPETED KITCHEN.

[scrollingdown]

NO

[artzypaw]

THIS DAMNED POST

@phantomgrace you can see why this is horrible for me