I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EAT A FUCKING MOIST BALE OF HAY.
We’re used to mini wheats…
I AM CRYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW
Plain shredded wheat is my life. I just finished a box and got a new box today. Please don’t hurt me like this. ;_;
Also, I thought everyone knew shredded wheat came in 4 sizes:




I’m still laughing my ass off at “lunatic fiber satan”
Fun story, my grandparents bought the big ones on accident when my cousin was little and had to keep buying them because he liked “eating hay bales” for breakfast when he was over
@phantomgrace did you know this








