the biggest plot twist of the decade

• Yuuri: So about the Eros choreography-- I had a certain interpretation for it in mind.
• Victor: Oh? Go on.
• Yuuri: It seems to me like it's about a playboy who seduces women left and right
• Victor: ...kind of
• Yuuri: Tempting them with his charms,
• Victor: uh-huh
• Yuuri: And then he meets the most beautiful woman of them all
• Victor: oh my god
• Yuuri: After dancing around each other for a time, finally the seduction is complete
• Victor: ohhh my god
• Yuuri: But he casts the beautiful woman aside--
• Victor: AND THEN the playboy LEAVES like NOTHING HAPPENED and DIDN'T make the woman feel lighter and happier than she's felt in YEARS and he gets on a PLANE and they don't see each other for FOUR MONTHS
• Yuuri:
• Victor:
• Yuuri:
• Victor:
• Yuuri: are. are you crying
• Victor: NO