i like to think his mullet moves in sync with his arms

a smile that could melt ice with its sheer warmth

I KNOW PIDGE ISN'T LIKE YURIO BUT NO ONE ELSE IS SMALL

"keith... i'm the one who ate your pint of phish food"

a pork cutlet bowl that enthralls men, women, and giant red robotic lions

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.